نقنقة 11

مركازعصام

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في ناس تمشي تدور النكد زي اللي يدور موقف في مواقف السيارات…
أول ما يلقاه، يسرع ياخده !
يا جماعة… مو كل كلمة معمولة عشان تزعل منها.

هيااا خدلك

واحد يسأل: “ليش كل الناس تزعلني؟”
يا حبيبي… يمكن مو الناس!
يمكن لأنك ماشي زي القنبلة الموقوتة… أي نسمة تهزّك.

غمزة

لما تهدى شوية… تلاحظ إن أغلب الزعل كان مالو داعي.
ولو أعطيت نفسك فرصة، كنت حتضحك بدل ما تقلبها صياح.

لو عجبك الموضوع شاركه مع أصدقائك عبر الواتساب

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❤️المركاز ما هو موقع وبس… المركاز أنتم أهله وزواره.
اكتب لنا كلمة نعتز بها وشاهدة على مرورك العطر

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